April Fool’s Tweet

April 1, 2022 // 34 Comments

So like most people on the internet I decided to be make a bunch of mischief with a bunch of porkies.

In the next 24 hours I will tweet a whole bunch of falsities. And one sole true tweet.

Then followed 12 solid hours of nonsense.

But which one was true?

After Avatar, How To Train Your Dragon and Clash Of The Titans, Scott Pilgrim will now undergo extensive reshoots to feature a winged steed.

Scott Pilgrim will be released in 3D cinemas, audience will pay 3D prices and wear 3D glasses. But (whispers) actual film will be in 2D.

Scott Pilgrim also features cameos from Bruce Willis and Governor Schwarzenegger.

Scott Pilgrim was shot in NYC doubling for Toronto. The CN tower and Honest Ed’s have been digitally inserted into the film at huge expense.

I just got more than six hours sleep for the first time this week.

Dwayne Johnson was originally cast as Scott Pilgrim and filmed half the movie before he had to drop out with a sprained elbow.

In Mission Impossible 4, @simonpegg’s character Benji Dunn will be replaced by Benji the dog to get the lucrative dog lovers demographic.

I was offered the chance to appear alongside Hugh Jackman and Will I Am in X Men Origins: Wolverine.

I have not read the Scott Pilgrim books, but plan to as soon as the film is finished. Have been busy. Hear they are good.

I am to direct a film where Emma Peel and Thor team up to save Earth. Behold the ‘Double Avengers’. (2D conversion)

I am responsible for 80 percent of the tweets about Justin Bieber.

I directed the San Francisco shots in McSpaced. See also: Golden Gate Bridge shots in The Room.

Exclusive Scott Pilgrim footage. http://www.vimeo.com/10090741

How to top that last one? Impossible.

It’s nearly noon, so time to stop my foolish April tweets before I get lynched. However…one of the last 13 tweets is absolutely true!

I shall take my secret to the grave.

(Maniacal laugh)

Find me on twitter here.

  • kzap

    You mean down-convert?

  • kzap

    You mean down-convert?

  • Barnez

    that would be cos it IS Cera

  • Marina Demchuck

    Hello from Ukraine !

    As for me ? It the sleep answer !

    I like this Blog, much to smile about here, so, I say you thank you for it, and, hello 🙂

    Sincerely,

    Marina.

    Rivne - Ukraine.

  • Sarah5636

    I'm having more fun believing they're all true. It might be a good idea if you skip reading the Scott Pilgrim books as the film is pretty much done & start reading the Antman comics instead, trust me they are pretty good too. And nobody will notice Scott Pilgrim is really in 2D due to all the awesomeness on screen.

  • dangerbowman

    Yeah, you better up-convert SP to 3d or Universal won't want to be your friend anymore : ).

  • Jeremy

    Someone should replace the music in the Erykah Badu nude music video with the Benny Hill music, as heard in the streaking “Scott Pilgrim” link.

  • SarahAC

    I love the word “porkies”.
    When I worked for an insurance company they told me to always be careful what I wrote in the claim files because once a staff member had been made to stand up in court and read out her notes from the file. She'd written “It would seem that our customer is telling porky-pies” XD

  • fairygodmoose

    I was going to say the true one was “In the next 24 hours I will tweet a whole bunch of falsities. And one sole true tweet,” but then I realized it wasn't one of the last 13. Oh well.

  • The sleep one. Definitely the sleep one.

  • ryanpgardiner

    Twenty dollars fake-merican says it's the one about McSpaced and the Room.

  • SarahAC

    The whole THING is an April fool joke. It's perfectly clear than almost ALL of those are TRUE!

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  • Jane

    i honestly thought that was Michael Cera until he got like, ten feet from camera.

  • Profpieface

    What a fool I was! Of COURSE you didn't have more than 6 hours sleep - it must be the Wolverine tweet!

  • dylan37

    I to have been fooled by slow internets

  • dylan37

    I think this one is true:
    “I just got more than six hours sleep for the first time this week.”
    But I love this one:
    “I have not read the Scott Pilgrim books, but plan to as soon as the film is finished. Have been busy. Hear they are good.”

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  • MarkoP

    I'm leaning towards either the sleep one or the Wolverine one.

  • ochoa830

    my bets on the one with six hrs of sleep

  • Why did I watch that video. My eyes!

  • It's totally the Wolverine one. That photo of you with that flash of purple light? They so wanted you to play Gambit, as I'm sure you're already proficient in the art staff-wielding. And, you know… the hair.

  • MaxWerkmeister

    If it's not the Justin Bieber one I'm going to be very disappointed.

  • charliecalleja

    For your sake I hope you got a good night's sleep but I'm plumping for this one:

    “I was offered the chance to appear alongside Hugh Jackman and Will I Am in X Men Origins: Wolverine.”

  • Elaine

    Scott Pilgrim will be released in 3D cinemas, audience will pay 3D prices and wear 3D glasses. But (whispers) actual film will be in 2D.

    Please please please let it be this one!

  • Simon

    Winged steed!! Winged steed!!

  • ZapRowsdower

    Aaaand I commented twice. Curse this slow computer fooling me into thinking my first post was faulty!

  • ZapRowsdower

    I'm betting Schwarznegger and Willis will appear. They are…. THE VEGAN POLICE!!!!

  • James

    Sleep is a beautiful thing

  • ZapRowsdower

    I'm betting Schwarznegger and Willis will indeed cameo in Scott Pilgrim. They are…. THE VEGAN POLICE!!!!!'

  • I was going to go with the 6 hours of sleep, but somehow I find that unlikely… so… how about Bruce and the Governator? Just give me a subtle hint if I'm right… like a kick in head.

  • magnulus

    The sleep is a fairly obvious fib. I don't believe for a second that you actually had more than six hours sleep.

  • mthomasharding

    Even if all the other ones weren't ridiculous, the sleep one would be the obvious answer.

  • Tim

    Wait only one is true? Then the last one can't be true as it says another is true… is this a paradox?