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@nickjfrost "he's got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!" grinned Danny."
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So that was the further adventures of Angel and Danny, Georgia GA Ga. . I'll leave you with Simon's touching epilogue.
@simonpegg "What shall we do?" Asked Danny, full of puppyish enthusiasm. "Your call Constable Butterman", purred Angel. Danny smiled, "Willy fight?"
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I cannot say how much we all enjoyed writing these. You slash fiction writers are having way too much fun.
Buh bye.
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oh my lord this is amazing. i feel extremely late to the party but i don’t care. i have so much respect for you all. long live the slash!
oh my lord this is amazing. i feel extremely late to the party but i don't care. i have so much respect for you all. long live the slash!
Can't believe I missed this.
This is frakkin' epic.
wow…I actually found myself having the bite my pillow to keep in the giggle whilst reading those tweets xD
I love Simon, Nick and Edgar so much, and also slash…so much.
nice to see them all put together in a nice little parcel.
now excuse me i'm going to go giggle out in the rain and i hope i don't get disolved by an angry god; like a giant borroca
(god is angry coz he doesn't like slash fans…maybe)
wow…I actually found myself having the bite my pillow to keep in the giggle whilst reading those tweets xD
I love Simon, Nick and Edgar so much, and also slash…so much.
nice to see them all put together in a nice little parcel.
now excuse me i'm going to go giggle out in the rain and i hope i don't get disolved by an angry god; like a giant borroca
(god is angry coz he doesn't like slash fans…maybe)
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The whole thing had me rolling with laughter. Thanks so much for that!
- a very amused slash fan.
The whole thing had me rolling with laughter. Thanks so much for that!
- a very amused slash fan.
The whole thing had me rolling with laughter. Thanks so much for that!
- a very amused slash fan.
Leave it to you to accidentally enable a fight about slash fanfiction writers.
That twitter conversation made my day.
Please, please, please.
Stop with all the fighting.
Let’s make love, not war.
Have Danny & Angel taught us nothing?
Lesson #1: Cornettos make everything better.
(Belated thanks – and astonishment, certainly – to Stitch and plethora below!)
Hahaha, great! I’m guilty of writing Danny/Nicholas fluff as well, and I sure am enjoying the ideas of the creators themselves!
Lets hope for this sequel! XD
Screw Star Trek slash– I’m going to start writing Hot Fuzz slash now that we’ve been given the go- ahead. Hell, maybe I’ll invent a new genre, zombie-slash fiction. I always thought there was so much love to explore when Shaun kept Ed in the shed.
I mean, there could be after-hours date nights at the Winchester, long walks on a chain, all that romantic stuff.
Thanks for such a good laugh.
RE: Zombie slash – Really hate to burst your bubble, but I think I remember reading something like that. Amazingly, it wasn’t Shaun of the Dead fic, but Hot Fuzz. D:
This was the best fun I’ve ever had on the internet. You guys are fantastic!
You realise this counts as canon to us now, right? ;p
And that was the first thing I saw when I opened my TweetDeck yesterday. LOL.
Thanks so much again for the giggles. While it did nothing for my cracked ribs, I enjoyed it regardless. =)
- Jessie
@edgarwright “Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He’d tell him one day…One day.”
This one made me lose it. Funny stuff.
“You slash fiction writers are having way too much fun.”
Yes!
Thumbs up for being cool and great about it. Much fan love for you
*shivers* That was sooo much fun to watch, but it was oh soooo creepy! I couldn’t stop laughing.
Welcome to the dark side…
(which is so much fun.)
Thank you for reminding me of the awesomeness of slash fiction! I hadn’t read in ages! Now I will cath up on my stories and, of course, add Hot Fuzz slash to my list!
You guys crack me up! I’m betting “willy fight” becomes the next interweb meme.
And I’ll buy that Hot Fuzz sequel if I have to ship it here from the UK just to see it.
Huh, and here I thought slash fiction was written primarily by frustrated, lonely women who can’t make it with men. Can’t even picture themselves making it with men. Terrified at the very idea of making it with men. So they write about men making it with men, because in their narrow existence, it seems like men have all the fun. *snort*
Slash is pretty pitiful, actually, especially when it’s written about cartoon characters (yes, the authors stoop that low). But the palaver above read more like a satire of slash, so it was fun for me too. Kudos!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I AM OUTRAGED AND INSULTED BY THIS COMMENT AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT AND I WILL WRITE ANGSTY, DIRTY HOT MAN SEX IN RETALIATION AND I HOPE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR PUSHING ME PAST MY LIMIT HRNNNNNGNNNGGHHHH
Oh, my god, I’m an enabler. I’m so ashamed.
Awww, someone’s bitter. I suppose you think men jacking off to (fictional, as all is) porn (normally lesbian!) is just for loser saddos who can’t land women (or men) and are scared of the thought?
No? Funny, that.
Now leave me to my hot mansex and shut it.
Aww, someone’s just admitted they’re a frustrated, lonely woman. So sorry, dear. I bet an extreme makeover and a lonely hearts club would wonders for you. But that would take initiative and guts, so enjoy your “hot mansex”, which apparently exists for you only on a computer screen. Tsk!
Oh, so you never watch porn, then?
Tell it to my gorgeous girlfriend, mate.
Let me tell ya; she ain’t complaining about anything.
Clearly you know something the rest of us don’t! Thank you so much for enlightening everyone here that they are lonely, sad frustrated women. I don’t know what the rest of us would have done without your insight!
I guess that means everything you’re interested in is something you’d show to your grandmother then, right? I guess it goes without saying! *pearlclutch*
ROTFLMAO
It’s obvious you know women so.very.well!
OH come now. What’s this “know women” jazz? You really think all women share your fixation? Feh. This one doesn’t. Loves the satire, though. Hilarious! Why wasn’t “Will and Grace” ever that funny?
I don’t think all women share my “fixation” but the ones I do are nothing like you describe.
I always thought women who don’t like slash were excessively uptight, I mean, what’s there not to like?
And Will and Grace wasn’t ever that funny cause they focused on the wrong characters, the show should’ve clearly been called Jack and Karen
Oh, goodness, yes. I would so watch Jack and Karen. Every night, with a bowl of popcorn.
Wait … WHAT? Um, no. Just no.
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Oh my. It’s so sad that you think this is satire. Sadder still is your puny, narrow view of women who write fiction. You have no fricking idea! *falls over laughing*
Your puny, narrow view of fiction is even more laughable, sweetie.
So, because I like slash and you don’t, MY views of fiction are puny and narrow? Clearly, that means my life is bereft of the joys of all other forms of fiction, normal social relationships and even happiness.(!)
Way to generalize pretty much everyone outside of your pompous point of view.
And I’m not your sweetie. OMG, does that make me a hostile unhappy woman? I need you to tell me who I am, O Sage of All Fiction! *sobs*
Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?
Oh, do grow up.
p.s. men write it too.
I’m finding all this hilarious since one of the very best slash writers I know is a lesbian.
This! Thank you! I’m a lesbian and in a long-term committed relationship and I write and read slash … and femmeslash but we’re just talking about the mansex here ;D
I think the question here is why are you so bothered by this stuff that you feel the need to insult the people who like it. Not trying to start a fight. I’m genuinely curious.
Oh, come on. Most of us are married. Some of us even have husbands who (unfortunately) participate in the fandom. And, yes. Even they write their share of slash.
I love it
Will there be more ?!
Could’nt leave you out of the fun Edgar, here’s one starring you, enjoy!!!!
Danny was exited…………today was shaping up to be a fantabulous day an no mistake.
In a change from the usual dreary routine of moving on jugglers and mime artists, his dad had just told him that he and Sergeant Angel would be looking after a celebrity, no less than the famous film director Edgar Wright!!!!
As Angel walked in past the booking desk Danny excitedly intercepted him. ” Now then, nickle arse my good friend, guess what we’re doing today” his excitement almost palpable.
“Chasing Swan’s?” ventured Angel, “Neope, guess again” replied Danny, “breaking your addiction to violent movies” tried Angel, ” Jog on, neope, today…….we are gonna be looking after Edgar Wright!!! ”
” Who the heck is Edward white?” asked Angel, “not Edward White,you plum,Edgar Wright, the famous film directoror” corrected Danny, “Still don’t know him…….should I?” asked Angel.
“You know, him what done ‘Shaun’s A Bit Red’ and that popular youth sitcom ‘Spazzed’ ” enthused Danny.
“Ive never been a big fan of televised entertainment Danny, as you well know” replied Angel, tersely, he was no fan of these Hollywood types with their big swoopy hair and humvee’s…….no he was more one for quiet country walks with good companions and wrestling naked in front of a roaring log fire………..stop it, he thought as he managed to repress the errant images racing into his mind, making his pulse race and his face turn pink.
“You allright Angel?” asked Danny
“Yes dear……er Danny” he fumbled, “So what will be the purpose of this Edward,sorry Edgar’s visit?”
“He’s only gonna make a documentary about about Sandford Police Force” beamed Danny, “Service,Danny!!”
“No, he’s not holding a service, just making a program, called ‘Hard Fuzz’ or at least that’s what Doris said he done said to er on the phone, but she ad a hard time understanding his hollywood accent.”
One hour later…
“Here he is, just pulling up outside in his Humvee” said Danny as the Hollywood star arrived in his bright pink motorcade of matching Humvee’s.
The station doors swept open and in strolled the most imposing figure of a man Angel had ever encountered,not easily impressed by fame and riches there was something nevertheless breath taking about this man and Angel felt his pulse racing as he attempted to maintain his decorum as Edgar Wright approached him.
Dressed in a salmon pink Zoot suit and sporting a bright pink Fedora hat with an ostrich feather dyed pink all finished off with patent leather pink spats and trailing a pink rubber cape was Five feet two inches of the most fascinating creature Angel had ever seen.
“Well Hallo Honky Tonk” purred Edgar “aren’t you a big one” he snipped at Danny with a sidelong up and down look and turned to Angel “Oh my, Robo-cock” he playfully offered as Angel summoned his composure to greet the great man. ” Wuh, Welcome Mr Wright sir it’s our pleasure to have you sir” stumbled sergeant Angel.
“Ooh, you are awful………..but i like you” shreiked Edgar smacking him on the chest for good measure and taking his arm, “show me round this station of yours then flyboy ”
‘Yes’ thought Sergeant Angel, ‘Today may very well be a good day’
Oh dear. XD
All in jest fairygodmoose, don’t blow a gasket ; )
XD = laughing face.
Then I apologise unreservedly.
not up to speed on this interweb emooticon business.
Heck, I’m still watching my Dick Emery video cassette’s on a black and white Decca portable.
I said it once and I’ll say it again: you guys made my boring day a lot funnier.
Stitch, you beat me to it. Does iris know you linked her?
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Willy fight. Such a lovely coda to it all.
Hey, Edgar. I just wanted to tell you how completely awesome you are. I was present for much of the slashy fun yesterday and almost died laughing. But more than that, it’s really amazing to see celebs acknowledging their slash following in such a positive way, because it really is meant as a compliment to you guys and your work. Thank you, Ed! You, Simon and Nick are wonderful, beautiful men.
“No, Lorna he’s a wrong un,don’t marry him” cried Constable Danny Butterman at the television.
It was video night at Danny’s again and as ever Sergeant Nicolas Angel was with his favourite partner/pal.
Fearing that his friend was too dependant on violent movies, Angel decided that a little’ re-education’ so to speak, wouldn’t go amiss
“Did you know R.D Blackmore has been described as ‘proud, shy, reticent, strong-willed, sweet-tempered, and self-centred.’ a bit like someone I know” ventured Angel, ” Naw, get out soft lad” replied Danny, blushing to the tips of his toes.
” Though very popular in his time, Blackmore’s work has since been altogether ignored Consequently, his reputation rests chiefly upon his romantic work Lorna Doone, in spite of the fact that it was not his personal favourite” continued Angel.
“Jog on, cor you dun arf know your onions” said Danny
“I’d like to know your onions” countered Angel
“What?” Danny asked, slightly puzzled
“Nothing ! ” replied Angel
Hopefully the room was dark enough that Danny wouldn’t see his blushes.
I adore it. Way too much. <3
I now want the sequel even more than I did before…
Hahaha! Everyone’s linking to this all over LiveJournal. You are all hilarious and infamous!
Thanks for having a sense of humour about pervy fangirls having a bit of fun with your characters.
Danny drizzled the olive oil on his panini and handed the bottle to Angel who was preparing the salad,…….”How’d you like it big man?”………”Tossed”, came the reply.
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I couldn’t sleep last night at all…. And this, this wonderful disgustingly filthy fan fiction was the ONLY thing that kept me sane last night…..
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Sergeant Angel sighed……. as he observed the delicate pat of golden butter melt languidly into the rugged landscape of his crumpet.
Standing there at his kitchen counter, mentally preparing himself for the day ahead… ” Y’know, Danny…..there aren’t many things finer in life than a dripping crumpet” he expounded to his ever-reliable partner and general…life friend…Constable Danny Butterman as said Police constable walked in and took a seat at the kitchen table.
“Yer” responded Danny,with a smile,” but put some pants eh…’ Knickerless’… ”
“Aah…yes,….silly me” replied Angel.
Sorry, couldn’t resist, have a good day trying to keep that image out of your head ; )
I was in tears reading these last night – so so hilarious.
Also, it was the sexual tension that made Hot Fuzz. The two of them getting together in Hot Fuzz 2 would be like Mulder and Scully getting in the X-Files – expected, but ultimately disappointing.
It started out hilarious and progressively got more and more uncomfortable until I felt like some kind of pervert snooping in at your unexplored fantasies… that being said MORE PLEASE! x
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- Slash is like ‘the rhythm’. It’s gonna get you